I know who you are when I hear my ringtone

Technology has in many ways made out lives more fun. Since I’m one of those people who don’t really care much for new gadgets; iPhone, Blackberry and what not, I usually settle for a really simple phone with as few functions as possible.

However, I’m intrigued with what mobile phones can do with personalized ringtones, especially those which are customized for individual caller identification. I find them practical and some can be hilarious.

Here are some great ringtones which I thought might go very well with the particular caller. Feel free to add on to them.

1. Mother – Mamma Mia by Abba
2. Father – Daddy Kool by Boney M
3. Brother – He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother by Neil Diamond
4. Sister -  Little Sister by Cheap Trick, Big Sister by Dio
5. Spouse – Love and Marriage by Frank Sinatra
6. Children – Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns and Roses
7. Lover – All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You by Heart, Hush Hush by Paula Abdul (if he/she is your secret affair)
8. Ex-lover – Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off by Gershwin, Goodbye My Lover by James Blunt, Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake (if you’re hoping for reconciliation)
9. Secret Crush – I Hate Myself For Loving You by Joan Jett
10. Fling – Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega (if you’re a guy), Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado
11. Best friend – You’re My Best Friend by Queen
12. Fuck Buddy – I Want Your Sex by George Michael
13. Annoying friend – Shut Up by Black Eye Peas, Beat It by Michael Jackson
14. Gay friend – She Feels Like A Brand New Man Tonight by Aaron Tippin, Free, Gay and Happy by Coming Out Crew, Macho Man by Village People, Dancing Queen by Abba
15. Boss – Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie, Every Breath You Take by The Police
16. Gynaecology – All My Eggs in One Basket by Irving Berlin, No Woman No Cry by Bob Marley
17. Doctor – Do You Really Want to Hurt Me by Culture Club
18. Lawyer – It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy, Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley
19. Accountant – One Plus One by Lolly
20. Insurance Agent – Not Dead Yet by Styx
21. Real Estate Agent – The House Song by Peter, Paul and Mary
22. Bank – Money, Money, Money  by Abba
23. Landlord – Landlord by The Police, Dear Landlord by Janis Joplin
24. Tenant – Life for Rent by Dido, Rent by Pet Shop Boys
25. Mechanic – I’m in Love with My Car by Queen
26. Weed supplier – Magic Friend by 2Unlimited
27. Vet – Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men
28. Gym/personal trainer – Gonna Make You Sweat by C & C Music Factory, Sweat (A la la la la long) by Inner Circle

With all these ringtones, who needs an iPod, eh?